Dwarf Vader Chronicles: Story Time

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Dwarf Vader is back. Last week, he had to do Things and Stuff. Today, he’s posting about Story Time, which…Well, you’ll see.

Dwarf Vader reads...Often.

Dwarf Vader reads…Often.

Sometimes he reads Darth Vader and Son, by Jeffrey Brown.

Sometimes he reads Darth Vader and Son, by Jeffrey Brown.

Sometimes he even reads these things to his little friends.

Sometimes he even reads these things to his little friends.

But then he gets a little annoyed, because, well...He's Dwarf Vader.

But then he gets a little annoyed, because, well…He’s Dwarf Vader.

And we wind up with Story-Death time, in which Dwarf Vader contemplates and manipulates the deaths of his listeners.

And we wind up with Story-Death time, in which Dwarf Vader contemplates and manipulates the deaths of his listeners.

The Rancor, of course, figures prominently in Story-Death Time

The Rancor, of course, figures prominently in Story-Death Time

But it all comes right in the end, of course.

But it all comes right in the end, of course.

The Chronicles of Dwarf Vader

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This Christmas, my soon-to-be-sister gave the Little Jedi a three-foot-tall Darth Vader. Really, she gave it to all of us, she just didn’t know. This guy, Dwarf Vader, has been getting into some mischief. What follows, and what the Part Time Monster weekly contribution to Sourcerer will be, are the Dwarf Vader Chronicles.

Dwarf Vader sometimes has run-ins with Tank:

Dwarf Vader sometimes uses a force field to keep the Wee Beastie away.

Dwarf Vader sometimes uses a force field to keep the Wee Beastie away.

And sometimes he plays with the Little Jedi’s toys:

Dwarf Vader never uses Jedi mind tricks on the rocking horse-if he can help it.

Dwarf Vader never uses Jedi mind tricks on the rocking horse-if he can help it.

Dwarf Vader also enjoys playing superhero dress-up. He particularly likes to use the Hulk Hands:

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Dwarf Vader says “Hulk Smash”

But for now, he must dutifully get to work:

Dwarf Vader contemplates his next blog post.

Dwarf Vader contemplates his next blog post.

Tune in next week to see what new hijinks Dwarf Vader will get into. Rumor has it, he’s in for a trip to the playground and perhaps an afternoon visiting a college campus or two.